Non-Jews are for practice
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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