Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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