it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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