guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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