I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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