she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Drunk is not a location!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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