I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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