whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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