Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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