go do what you do best...puke behind churches
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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