I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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