This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I would ride that face into the sunset
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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