i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
we're so committed to being not committed
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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