i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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