There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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