He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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