what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
