whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sorry about my life...
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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