What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I love you. Go after that dick
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I love you.
Bad choice
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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