the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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