I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Sext me about skeletons
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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