Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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