My brain says no but my pants say off.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
my poor anus
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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