hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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