Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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