Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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