Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
did i just pee glitter
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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