hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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