4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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