please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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