I puked a lego.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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