I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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