So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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