I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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