if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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