I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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