i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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