before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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