I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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