my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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