He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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