Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize