feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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