it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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