By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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