he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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