so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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