does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
3pm strippers are depressing
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm really busy with my period
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