Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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