Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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