You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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