But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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