Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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